Showing posts with label Goracle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goracle. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

MY Story of stuff...

Speaking of the "story of stuff," here's some stuff to ponder. Of all the stories being passed along on the planet Earth, how many are true? How many are agenda driven? The book "the story of stuff" was intended to replace books like the Bible, The Koran and writings such as the Bill of Rights and the US Constitution. Could someone please tell me how people who fart every time they speak could pull of replacing some of the most influential writings in Human history? Had I written"the Story of Stuff" I would not have bit off more than I could chew, or try to convince the world that breathing will destroy the Planet. My "Story of stuff" would probably just give my perspective on stuff. For instance.. the "green" movement is almost the pinnacle of human hipocrisy. It the only think I find more hipocritical than "green" is the notion that the USA is still the "land of the free." It is now the land of the free handouts for those that do nothing. We also have a fundamentally transformed "justice" system. the only rule is it's "just us" that should apologize to and pay for everything any non-American citizen thinks they deserve. It is ironic that little Al Gore's rise in politics was financed through illegal strip mining permits big daddy Gore gave to his pals in the pre 1970s Tennessee political "good ol' boys" mafia. Ask Fred Thompson who as a young prosecutor brought that group down. There was not enough evidence to prosecute little Al. Ironically, as the Goracle has made billions making crap movies, writing idiotic books, propagandizing the kids in the "green Hitler youth movement" and jetsets in his Gulfstream G3 (i think) around the world trying to tell people to sacrifice their livelihoods to save the planet, the ecosystem in parts of Tennessee is just now recovering from the Goracle family's exploitation. Now the good folks in Arizona have decided that they want their State and our Nation back and most Americans agree. The idea of restoring law and order and having a society free of kidnapping and human or drug trafficking is lunacy. For that we are "teabagging" racist nazis. Speaking of bags, I hope WE THE PEOPLE keep making those incumbent lifetime politicians who made this mess pack their bags (tea or otherwise) and join the masses in the unemployment lines. Then maybe they might have a different attitude about illegals taking jobs, sucking the economy dry and making things like driving far more dangerous and standing in line at the store take far longer. Now Calderone, the mexican drug cartel leader stands before a combined IQ of .0083 on Crapitol Hill and says we have no right to close our border...while anyone crossing into the failed state formerly known as Mexico is either jailed or shot. Of course, our immigration policy is a big fat joke...just like the guy we are told is the president is an illegal alien and should be deported, and his big fat wookie wife is not exactly native either (to Earth that is). Think about it; Chewbacca Obama looks like something that should be kept at Area 51 in Roswell NM instead of the White House, right? It's no wonder Mr. Karzai the leader of Afganistan is saying he's going to join the Taliban, after all BHO is a card carryng member himself and Karzai wants to stay on "our" good side. The biggest shame of it all is the White House chefs spend more time cooking crack cocaine than cooking food. So you go right on thinking we are the "land of the free" and I will sell you a mexican glacier for a dollar (or 3 billion pesos). The real question here is "am I joking or am I serious?"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Socialist Volcano


How can a Volcano be socialist?
Let's look at the results:
All airline flights in an out of England were canceled for days. All people regardless of socio-economic class had their flights cancelled forcing the stranded of all classes to take various versions of mass transit to get to their destinations.
Untold amounts of greenhouse gasses were spewed into the Atmosphere by the volcano making Al Gore (the Goracle) relevant again.
The domino effect of the volcano shut down evil airline flight schedules around the world saving billions of tons of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere (the trillions of tons of such pollutants injected into the Atmosphere can be deleted via computers so as not to truly affect the data given.)


I am asking for nominations for socialist heroes to have their likenesses engraved on something to honor this historic force of nature that truly represented the grandiose notion that is Socialism; all people are equal, even in regards to air travel. My suggestion for it's name would be Mount Blowsmore!
This would be an excellent way to counter that evil mountain in the United States that boldly displays faces of evil freedom and capitalism.

The Socialist Volcano


How can a Volcano be socialist?
Let's look at the results:
All airline flights in an out of England were canceled for days. All people regardless of socio-economic class had their flights cancelled forcing the stranded of all classes to take various versions of mass transit to get to their destinations.
Untold amounts of greenhouse gasses were spewed into the Atmosphere by the volcano making Al Gore (the Goracle) relevant again.
The domino effect of the volcano shut down evil airline flight schedules around the world saving billions of tons of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere (the trillions of tons of such pollutants injected into the Atmosphere can be deleted via computers so as not to truly affect the data given.)


I am asking for nominations for socialist heroes to have their likenesses engraved on something to honor this historic force of nature that truly represented the grandiose notion that is Socialism; all people are equal, even in regards to air travel. My suggestion for it's name would be Mount Blowsmore!
This would be an excellent way to counter that evil mountain in the United States that boldly displays faces of evil freedom and capitalism.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Viral of the weekend: 1987

How many of you remember 1987? It was a time of mullets, big hair, day-go clothes. The Cosby show was the most popular show on TV, Bands like Guns' N Roses and Metallica were at the height of their popularity. The economy was was soaring and the decade of the "misery idex" was long forgotten. Reagan was President and there was a long forgotten scuffle on capitol hill known as "The Iran-Contra scandal" where an American hero and prophet whom we know as Lt. Col Ollie North was being grilled over his hawkish National Security stance. So you tell me, did history prove him right?

Do you remember 1987......
It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration.

There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning!

He was being drilled by a senator, "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security
system?"
Ollie replied, 'Yes, I did, Sir..'

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

"No, sir," continued Ollie.

"No? And why not?" the senator asked.

"Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir." replied Ollie

'Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned..
"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?" asked the senator.

"His name is
Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued.."Why are you so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.

"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of", Ollie answered.

"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to
eliminate him and his men from the face of the Earth." said Ollie

The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.


By the way, that senator was Al Gore! a.k.a. THE GORACLE

Also: Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners." However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands..The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked us by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports.

If you agree that the American public should be made
aware of this fact, pass this on.

Viral of the weekend: 1987

How many of you remember 1987? It was a time of mullets, big hair, day-go clothes. The Cosby show was the most popular show on TV, Bands like Guns' N Roses and Metallica were at the height of their popularity. The economy was was soaring and the decade of the "misery idex" was long forgotten. Reagan was President and there was a long forgotten scuffle on capitol hill known as "The Iran-Contra scandal" where an American hero and prophet whom we know as Lt. Col Ollie North was being grilled over his hawkish National Security stance. So you tell me, did history prove him right?

Do you remember 1987......
It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration.

There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning!

He was being drilled by a senator, "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security
system?"
Ollie replied, 'Yes, I did, Sir..'

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

"No, sir," continued Ollie.

"No? And why not?" the senator asked.

"Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir." replied Ollie

'Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned..
"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?" asked the senator.

"His name is
Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued.."Why are you so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.

"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of", Ollie answered.

"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to
eliminate him and his men from the face of the Earth." said Ollie

The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.


By the way, that senator was Al Gore! a.k.a. THE GORACLE

Also: Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners." However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands..The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked us by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports.

If you agree that the American public should be made
aware of this fact, pass this on.

Viral of the weekend: 1987

How many of you remember 1987? It was a time of mullets, big hair, day-go clothes. The Cosby show was the most popular show on TV, Bands like Guns' N Roses and Metallica were at the height of their popularity. The economy was was soaring and the decade of the "misery idex" was long forgotten. Reagan was President and there was a long forgotten scuffle on capitol hill known as "The Iran-Contra scandal" where an American hero and prophet whom we know as Lt. Col Ollie North was being grilled over his hawkish National Security stance. So you tell me, did history prove him right?

Do you remember 1987......
It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration.

There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning!

He was being drilled by a senator, "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security
system?"
Ollie replied, 'Yes, I did, Sir..'

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

"No, sir," continued Ollie.

"No? And why not?" the senator asked.

"Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir." replied Ollie

'Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned..
"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?" asked the senator.

"His name is
Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued.."Why are you so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.

"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of", Ollie answered.

"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to
eliminate him and his men from the face of the Earth." said Ollie

The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.


By the way, that senator was Al Gore! a.k.a. THE GORACLE

Also: Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners." However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands..The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked us by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports.

If you agree that the American public should be made
aware of this fact, pass this on.

Friday, January 8, 2010

The Goracle became the "Goricicle"

Al Gore Ice Sculpture Created in Alaska

Updated: Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST
Published : Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST

From MyFox National Reports

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - A liquor store in Alaska has put a former vice president on ice.

A 2-ton ice sculpture of Al Gore now sits outside Thrifty Liquor in Fairbanks. The pair who crafted the sculpture said they designed the piece to get Gore's attention. They said they want the vice president to visit so he can discuss global warming.

"We just would like Mr. Gore to realize that there isn't hot water coming out of both caps here, it's pretty cold here in the winter still," said Craig Compeau.

"While Steve Bean was carving this, it was 32 below. So it still gets cold and we just question some of the motives on the whole man-made global warming theory. We're sure that there is a little something to it. We just disagree with the extent of man on the whole big picture."

"Frozen Gore" was made to appear as if he is spouting hot air. The store put up a similar statue last year.

The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported that the hot air effect works thanks to a system that pipes the exhaust from a Ford F-350 out of Gore's open mouth. Compeau will fire up the truck periodically this winter to create the effect.

The store posted pictures of the sculpture up on their Web site. The owner claims the site has attracted over a million hits.

I enhanced the pic slightly so you could see the steam blowing from his mouth. Makes it look very authentic. I saw and copied this off fox news to make the plaigerizer haters happy.

The Goracle became the "Goricicle"

Al Gore Ice Sculpture Created in Alaska

Updated: Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST
Published : Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST

From MyFox National Reports

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - A liquor store in Alaska has put a former vice president on ice.

A 2-ton ice sculpture of Al Gore now sits outside Thrifty Liquor in Fairbanks. The pair who crafted the sculpture said they designed the piece to get Gore's attention. They said they want the vice president to visit so he can discuss global warming.

"We just would like Mr. Gore to realize that there isn't hot water coming out of both caps here, it's pretty cold here in the winter still," said Craig Compeau.

"While Steve Bean was carving this, it was 32 below. So it still gets cold and we just question some of the motives on the whole man-made global warming theory. We're sure that there is a little something to it. We just disagree with the extent of man on the whole big picture."

"Frozen Gore" was made to appear as if he is spouting hot air. The store put up a similar statue last year.

The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported that the hot air effect works thanks to a system that pipes the exhaust from a Ford F-350 out of Gore's open mouth. Compeau will fire up the truck periodically this winter to create the effect.

The store posted pictures of the sculpture up on their Web site. The owner claims the site has attracted over a million hits.

I enhanced the pic slightly so you could see the steam blowing from his mouth. Makes it look very authentic. I saw and copied this off fox news to make the plaigerizer haters happy.

The Goracle became the "Goricicle"

Al Gore Ice Sculpture Created in Alaska

Updated: Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST
Published : Thursday, 07 Jan 2010, 2:12 PM EST

From MyFox National Reports

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - A liquor store in Alaska has put a former vice president on ice.

A 2-ton ice sculpture of Al Gore now sits outside Thrifty Liquor in Fairbanks. The pair who crafted the sculpture said they designed the piece to get Gore's attention. They said they want the vice president to visit so he can discuss global warming.

"We just would like Mr. Gore to realize that there isn't hot water coming out of both caps here, it's pretty cold here in the winter still," said Craig Compeau.

"While Steve Bean was carving this, it was 32 below. So it still gets cold and we just question some of the motives on the whole man-made global warming theory. We're sure that there is a little something to it. We just disagree with the extent of man on the whole big picture."

"Frozen Gore" was made to appear as if he is spouting hot air. The store put up a similar statue last year.

The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported that the hot air effect works thanks to a system that pipes the exhaust from a Ford F-350 out of Gore's open mouth. Compeau will fire up the truck periodically this winter to create the effect.

The store posted pictures of the sculpture up on their Web site. The owner claims the site has attracted over a million hits.

I enhanced the pic slightly so you could see the steam blowing from his mouth. Makes it look very authentic. I saw and copied this off fox news to make the plaigerizer haters happy.