How can a Volcano be socialist?
Let's look at the results:
All airline flights in an out of England were canceled for days. All people regardless of socio-economic class had their flights cancelled forcing the stranded of all classes to take various versions of mass transit to get to their destinations.
Untold amounts of greenhouse gasses were spewed into the Atmosphere by the volcano making Al Gore (the Goracle) relevant again.
The domino effect of the volcano shut down evil airline flight schedules around the world saving billions of tons of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere (the trillions of tons of such pollutants injected into the Atmosphere can be deleted via computers so as not to truly affect the data given.)
I am asking for nominations for socialist heroes to have their likenesses engraved on something to honor this historic force of nature that truly represented the grandiose notion that is Socialism; all people are equal, even in regards to air travel. My suggestion for it's name would be Mount Blowsmore!
This would be an excellent way to counter that evil mountain in the United States that boldly displays faces of evil freedom and capitalism.
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