MY Story of stuff...

Speaking of the "story of stuff," here's some stuff to ponder. Of all the stories being passed along on the planet Earth, how many are true? How many are agenda driven? The book "the story of stuff" was intended to replace books like the Bible, The Koran and writings such as the Bill of Rights and the US Constitution. Could someone please tell me how people who fart every time they speak could pull of replacing some of the most influential writings in Human history? Had I written"the Story of Stuff" I would not have bit off more than I could chew, or try to convince the world that breathing will destroy the Planet. My "Story of stuff" would probably just give my perspective on stuff. For instance.. the "green" movement is almost the pinnacle of human hipocrisy. It the only think I find more hipocritical than "green" is the notion that the USA is still the "land of the free." It is now the land of the free handouts for those that do nothing. We also have a fundamentally transformed "justice" system. the only rule is it's "just us" that should apologize to and pay for everything any non-American citizen thinks they deserve. It is ironic that little Al Gore's rise in politics was financed through illegal strip mining permits big daddy Gore gave to his pals in the pre 1970s Tennessee political "good ol' boys" mafia. Ask Fred Thompson who as a young prosecutor brought that group down. There was not enough evidence to prosecute little Al. Ironically, as the Goracle has made billions making crap movies, writing idiotic books, propagandizing the kids in the "green Hitler youth movement" and jetsets in his Gulfstream G3 (i think) around the world trying to tell people to sacrifice their livelihoods to save the planet, the ecosystem in parts of Tennessee is just now recovering from the Goracle family's exploitation. Now the good folks in Arizona have decided that they want their State and our Nation back and most Americans agree. The idea of restoring law and order and having a society free of kidnapping and human or drug trafficking is lunacy. For that we are "teabagging" racist nazis. Speaking of bags, I hope WE THE PEOPLE keep making those incumbent lifetime politicians who made this mess pack their bags (tea or otherwise) and join the masses in the unemployment lines. Then maybe they might have a different attitude about illegals taking jobs, sucking the economy dry and making things like driving far more dangerous and standing in line at the store take far longer. Now Calderone, the mexican drug cartel leader stands before a combined IQ of .0083 on Crapitol Hill and says we have no right to close our border...while anyone crossing into the failed state formerly known as Mexico is either jailed or shot. Of course, our immigration policy is a big fat joke...just like the guy we are told is the president is an illegal alien and should be deported, and his big fat wookie wife is not exactly native either (to Earth that is). Think about it; Chewbacca Obama looks like something that should be kept at Area 51 in Roswell NM instead of the White House, right? It's no wonder Mr. Karzai the leader of Afganistan is saying he's going to join the Taliban, after all BHO is a card carryng member himself and Karzai wants to stay on "our" good side. The biggest shame of it all is the White House chefs spend more time cooking crack cocaine than cooking food. So you go right on thinking we are the "land of the free" and I will sell you a mexican glacier for a dollar (or 3 billion pesos). The real question here is "am I joking or am I serious?"