Obama wins Heisman trophy!!!!

MSNBC has just reported that Obama has been declared a frontrunner in early Heisman trophy voting for watching a College football game on Saturday. The Heisman is usually given to the best or most popular college football player in a given season but since Obama watched a college football game and used his messianic powers to manipulate the result, he has been awarded the coveted Heisman according to MSNBC sports reporter Keith Dolberman.