Democrats realizing the "pResidents "Cash for Clunkers" plan have spent their August recess revamping a major portion of their national health care plan.
Obama Reed and Pelosi are expected to announce details of the plan later this week. This is an advanced copy of the plan called "Cash for Codgers" and it works like this...Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person. The amount works on a sliding scale. Older more prescription dependent coots will garner the highest amounts.
Special bonuses will be paid for undesirables such as smokers, drinkers, those over their recommended weight, Christians, Republicans, or any former member of a tea party or other dissenting movement.
Smaller bonuses will be paid for codgers who drink milk, beef, fried foods, lattes, bacon, or Girl Scout cookies.
All Codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts used to keep older codgers in repair
Hey, you can't say I didn't warn you.
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